stripedsweater:

Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer it is his/her responsibility.

stripedsweater:

Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer it is his/her responsibility.

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

vinebox:

the next avatar

vinebox:

the next avatar

unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"

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fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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africant:

me everyday.

africant:

me everyday.